Monday, June 9, 2014

The great debate

Table numbers are the most integral part of the wedding. It's absolutely crucial we get these right or else our party guests will be left wandering the reception aimlessly for hours on end. If the table numbers are too big, the guests might lose all processing ability and stare transfixed at the large number before them in a stupor of confusion, neither sitting down nor engaging in general festivities. If the numbers are too small, disaster will surely unfold. Large flocks of guests circling tables and swooping in only to be rejected when they don't instantaneously spot table number confirmation. Having to look from table to table, rejection after rejection as the appropriate number to guest has yet to reveal itself. I don't know about you, but I couldn't even imagine a worse scenario.
 
**Frames in photograph will not actually be present at wedding.

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